| 420 chat line fiend
June 7, 2006
by potsmokingGOD
Fine! I’ll admit it -- I’m a chat-aholic -- that’s right -- a personals junky, a flip flappin’ 420 chat lines fiend. I wake up and breathe air into my lungs just so I can come online to meet people, swear to god. I chat when the sun comes up,... |
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Last Login Jul 29, 2007
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| Age: | 30 | | Gender: | Woman | | Seeking: | Man | | Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
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| What is your relationship status? | Single | | What is your faith? | Jewish | | What's your sign? | Aries | | Languages: | English | | Referred by: | Other Reference |
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| Ethnicity: | Caucasian (white) | | How tall are you? | 5' 3" (160 cm) | | Which best describes your body type? | Fatty | | What best describes your eye color? | Blue | | What color is your hair? | Red | | Body art: | Inked all over, Piercings you'll have to ask about | | Brag a little: What's your best feature? | Chest | | Your weight: | I'll tell you later |
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| Sense of humor: | Campy: The cheesier, the better, Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up, Clever: Nothing's better than a quick-witted comeback, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite | | How often do you exercise? | I'll tell you later | | Daily diet: | Meat and Potatoes, Keep it Healthy | | Do you smoke? | No, but have in past | | How often do you drink? | I'll tell you later | | Living situation: | Live alone | | Do you have any children? | No | | Do you want children? | Not sure | | Best times to catch me online: | I'll tell you later |
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| Are you a 9 to 5er? Your own boss? What kind of job do you have? | My Own boss | | Current annual income? | I'll tell you later | | Employment status: | Self-employed | | Education: | High school, Bachelors degree |
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| Hobbies: | i've got a 9 month old pitbull, she's pretty wacky. she takes up most of my time. she's still young so i don't leave her alone for long periods of time...i.e if you live more than 30 miles from me, it's doubtful i'll ever make it out your way, cause i'd never leave my pup alone for more than a couple of hours. i spend time with my friends. i dig dark comedies and the simpsons, family guy and metalocalypse...i'm a pastry chef and a cook, so if you can't hang with the food network and top chef then you need to kick rocks. | | Hot spots: | burbank doesn't have much to offer...and i'm still pretty new to socal so i haven't explored much. | | Sports: | Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking | | Favorite things: | i like ice cold diet coke, sticky nugs, guinness, good sushi, great sex and a good laugh. i wear mostly black but i'm not a bat-shitting goth, i just can't be bothered to coordinate colours. i'm short as fuck, i dig big shoes. i pretty much exclusively drive volvos but i'm not a fuckin' soccer mom. i don't have kids but i don't mind if you do - kids seem to love me. i keep tellin' myself someday i'll be a great step-mum...since i don't wanna pop my own out. | | Last reading: | i think the newspaper is a phenomenal waste of natural resources - read your local paper online, save some fuckin trees you assholes.
books are good, i own hundreds, i've read them all several times, always looking to add new ones to my collection. i like non-fiction if it's kitchen/chef related. my current favourite book is "Heat" by Bill Buford (has NOTHING to do with the shitty val kilmer movie - and if you wanna argue over whether or not that film licked king kong's hairy ape nuts...save your breath. it was shot almost entirely in close-ups...what a waste). i read culinary mags and dumb bitch mags (i.e. cosmo, glamour, elle and martha stewart - no joke, she's like a fuckin DIY nazi, i love how many people she pisses off). | | Common interests: | Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies / Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Performing arts | | Personality: | i'm lookin' for low-drama, low-maintanance people. i'm an all-day medicating kind of girl. so i'm always lookin' for someone who can puff tuff and hang. seems i'm always packin' bowls when others are calling it quits. what's up with that? intelligence is fuckin' hot. no retards need apply. |
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| You'll catch me vegin' at these pot sites: | Hightimes | | If I could be stranded on a desert island with any type of weed, it would be this: | Jack Herer | | Weapon of choice for smoking: | Bong | | Bands I like to listen to when I'm baked: | Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, Bob Marley | | Why I toke: | medical | | I smoke marijuana... | Daily - I'm wearing a mask right now! | | Flicks to spark up to: | I'll tell you later |
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